Paltrow's Slinky

In the sense that this is relative, the boys may not find this accurate from their point of view, but I do not find Gwyneth Paltrow particularly attractive, or sexual. She has a mild sensuality at best, a slightly fresher, if still wispy version, of Sissy Spacek, and even Mia Farrow. They are rather the studio workaday blondes, and this ability to be a blending chameleon may be a key to their success, though I may return to my theories on yellow hair and pale skin later.
With these reservations a given, however, I rather like the Farrelly brothers' Shallow Hal. It shamelessly puts the freakish aspects of the human body front and center, exploiting and courageous at the same time. I'd certainly take a cameo with them.

I will take aim at this in more analytical fashion as I can at a later date. This is a backdated post, added in during my 2012 transition, and I am bushed over what for most is a simple process of monetizing two blog accounts while I move from one to the other. I do not know how to add code from AdSense to Blogger while LiveJournal still has third party access, and I cannot afford to waste all this time.