"Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country." --Senator John McCain, frustrated shepherd
Yes, as I once mocked my grandmother for watching Lawrence Welk, though mocked is too strong a word for a stern and bemused affection for a demented woman trotting with Alzheimer's pony, I too more easily pause as an occasional lackadaisical tourist for reruns in traditional formats. Lest you belittle the unfortunate ungulate, she is a piteous invalid. You, CBS are to blame for airing The Collector during Superstorm Sandy, thus piquing my interest. I want the series back on Cozi's programming schedule so I can avoid eating my usage; I never saw the last episode and I adamantly insist on my rights as an indigent American to watch the CBC dapple in the supernatural with that deliciously dissuasive Canadian mien, whose actors cannot stage an episode about father daughter incest without the utmost cordiality!
Talk to Cooksey. Make a cripple happy and get the licensing rights back. After all, mine is a conservative intelligence which doesn't dismiss a few thousand years of Slavic culture owing to oligarch fossil fuel enrichment.
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