Saturday, July 27, 2013

Lessons From Godzilla

1. Radiation poisoning and dry heat orgasms represent the existential tragedy of desire.

2. The Japanese invented auto erotic stimulation that inspired David Carradine when Rodan's death throes regenerated much needed reassurance about Asian potency.

3. Mothra's spontaneous combustion is a subconscious apology for the Rape of Nanking

4. Resurrection is a theological conspiracy imprinted by Semitic moral guilt for the sake of the film studio.

5. J G Ballard was the stunt man in the original polyureathane suit.

6. If a radioactive dinosaur destroyed Riverside Presbyterian I'd advocate for zoophiliac marriage rights

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